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Meer kans op virus op religieuze websites dan bij surfen naar porno :)

On 02/05/2012, in Uncategorized, by Welltrained Monkey

Volgens Symantec loop je 3 keer meer kans op besmet te geraken met een computervirus op websites die gaan over religie of ideologie dan op erotische of pornografische websites 🙂

‘We veronderstellen dat dat komt omdat eigenaars van dergelijke websites hun geld verdienen op het internet. Zij hebben er alle belang bij dat hun site verstoken blijft van malware, anders zouden klanten niet terugkeren’ – Symantec

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Miljoenste .be-domainaam is geregistreerd

On 15/02/2010, in Internet, by Welltrained Monkey

Whoehoe en ik help daar toch ook wel een beetje aan mee 🙂

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Leuke definitie van het Internet :)

On 20/10/2009, in Internet, by Welltrained Monkey

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

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Het internet viert zijn 35e verjaardag

On 30/10/2004, in Geschiedenis, Internet, by Welltrained Monkey

Na 35 jaar is het Internet algemeen goed geworden.
Hiep Hiep Hoera 🙂

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bash.org quote

On 09/07/2004, in Internet, by Welltrained Monkey

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…

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